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Alias: The Pioneer
Title: Co-Founder | Chief Executive Officer
Experience: With two decades of elite freelancing, The Pioneer has worked with underground billionaires you’ll never meet and closed deals you couldn’t imagine.
Did he walk on the moon first? Obviously. Did he brag about it? No - because real pioneers are humble.
Executives watch him, competitors fear him, and success follows him. Networking? He is the network.
Want in? Too bad. The Pioneer doesn’t do small talk - he does results.
Quote: "Before me, there was nothing. After me, there’s only imitation."
Alias: The Professional
Title: Co-Founder | C
Experience: With years of experience - yet no one has actually laid eyes on him, The Professional has built a career out of doing the impossible - and making it look easy.
His methods? Unconventional. His antics? Borderline ridiculous. But the results? Undeniable. While others stress over details, he sees what they can’t, moves first, and turns chaos into success.
Quote: "It doesn’t have to make sense. It just has to work.”
Alias: Dean Witherspoon
Title: Executive Prime Minister
Experience: Networks have drooled over Dean Witherspoon’s work for years, desperate to crack his formula—but they never will.
He created every major streaming service but didn’t bother taking credit. Owning the industry is more fun.
As Prime Minister of AncestorsCum, he doesn’t chase trends - he sets them. His work isn’t just consumed; it’s studied, copied, and turned into the industry standard.
He has denied to comment about the NY Times Best Seller "American Sniper" being written about him.
Quote: "I walked so billionaires could run."
Alias: The Arsonist
Title: Chief Operations Officer
Experience: He doesn’t build empires—he burns them down and rebuilds better. While others play it safe, The Arsonyst sets fire to the old ways and watches the competition turn to ash.
As AncestorsCum's architect of destruction and reinvention, he handles high-risk, high-reward moves that no one else dares to touch. Markets collapse, businesses crumble—he doesn’t flinch. Because in the end, fire makes gold purer.
Some men fear chaos. The Arsonyst controls it.
Quote: "If it’s not built to survive the flames, it’s not built for me."
Alias: The Inspector
Title: Chief Financial Officer
Experience: He’s not a doctor, but he’ll take a look - especially if it involves boatloads of cash.
As CFO of AncestorsCum, The Inspector doesn’t just manage money - he owns it. Every dollar, every deal, every move goes through him first. If cash exists, he knows where it’s going and how it’s growing.
Industry rumor? At one of his former companies, he was making so much money that he burned stacks in the furnace - just to heat the place. Wasteful? No. That’s just financial efficiency at a level no one else understands.
Quote: "If numbers don’t add up, that’s because I haven’t looked at them yet."
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