Welcome everyone to my first ever blog on AncestorsCum.com.  I am truly grateful to be joining the team after I got offers from CNN, Fox News, ESPN, Barstool Sports and many notable platforms.  AC just gave me the best opportunity to grow and be successful. It wasn’t even the $10mil signing bonus, brand new Lamborghini Veneno Roadster, and the exquisite Miami penthouse which came with 30 hot chicks that persuaded me. It was that Boss Man CEO had a vision and he invited Dean to cum inside of his vision too.

Back to business.

Have you ever been called fat? Gross? A burden to look at? A slug? 

I haven’t. 

But I have been called too muscular, too shredded, and too strong. Which feels just as shitty. However, nothing is worse than getting called “bad bod, bad skin”. Hasn’t happened to me but I’ve witnessed it and those words will suck the life out of a room.

Some people ask me, “ why does that bother you?” or “who cares what they think.” And the truth is that I don’t like the attention. I want to blend in like the common man. The real turning point for me happened on a saturday at approximately 2200 hrs at this well-oiled machine of a bar. Drinks were flowing and there were a bunch of dudes there which is always a plus. Testosterone was pumping in and out of that place. But this dude came up to me and was like “holy shit dude, your arms are huge! Can I squeeze them?”. I was like whatever, go for it. So he did, and the words that came out of his mouth changed my life.

“Holy FUCK! They’re like the size of CANADA!”

Canada!? Really? Trudeau WISHED he could conquer this bod and put tariffs out for a touch. Those words stuck with me up to now. I knew what I had to do: I had to CUT. Ever since then, I quit my day job (before this), woke up at 4am every morning to go for a 5 mile run. Go to the gym for 2 hrs, come home to work on my autobiography and watch Tristan Tate in the war room, Run another 5 miles, and then back to the gym for another 2 hrs session. Obviously I ate high protein meals with 0 carbs. I swatted away any donut that was near me and stiff armed sweet treats into oblivion. And now, nobody notices me. Mission accomplished.

The goal of this blog is not to toot my own horn or parade my own personal success and accomplishments, which are undeniably impressive, but to show YOU that you can do this and make this change to better yourself.

Dean Witherspoon

Prime Minister of Ancestors Cum